Made me laugh

"It seems like all we do is try to please Paula Abdul" - 93.1 Jack FM promo spot

The Title of My Next Book

"I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like"

Catch Up

"You scratch my back, I'll slap your face. That's the way it works" - Erica

"Just another Saturday night" - Teo, 10/2/08

My Justifications

"Though my whole family was bruised and tested, it had found solace in the healing unctions of laughter. This dark humor had preserved us from both sanctimony and despair" - 'Beach Music' - Pat Conroy

VOTE!

"Darfur sounds like a T-Shirt Company" - Jonah Hill

Who put the Awe in Awesome?

"This seems like one of those opportunities you read about in books or see in movies but never know anyone whose part of of it" - Papa Westerpants

Conditional Promises

"Love me forever but ill let you keep the day" - Jay Spira Bauer 10/01/08

A Political Conversation Amongst Friends

"Yay, im smarter than Sarah Palin woo hoo" - Lynsey

"Want me to try and slot you in for her position?" - Alissa

"Ya see if you can put in a good word with Mccain for me" - Lynsey

"Just vow to be the worst role model for today’s women and you’re good to go my friend" - Alissa

10/01/08 (grammar was not edited for authenticity)